September 2010
10 posts
The Chicken, The Road, and Philosophy
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the...
October 2009
79 posts
Found a wifi hotspot for my iPod touch. Yay!
“Angel (regarding Spike): Sorry. he’s…Is pathological idiot an actual...”
– Angel, season 5 Ep: Damage
AVADA KEDAVRA
“[Wesley accidently activates a bomb]
Angel: What happened?
Spike: I can...”
– Angel, season 5: Lineage
“To read makes our speaking English good”
– Xander, BtVS
“What do they call that hair colour? Radioactive?”
– Angel, regarding Spike
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”
How Lily Stole Christmas [2.11]
Barney [after blowing his nose]: I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.
“[the hippogryph scratches malfoy]
Malfoy (to hagrid): Youre going to regret...”
– Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
“[the hippogryph scratches malfoy]
Malfoy (to hagrid): Youre going to regret...”
– Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
“‘Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin?...”
– Giles Buffy - 3x17 “Enemies” (via fuckyeahjossverse) (via oliviawilliams) (via faithtrustpixiedust7)
“Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry, you must know all about muggles. Tell me…...”
– Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
“WESLEY: fools rush in
CORDELIA: No, Angel wants you to stay here.”
– Angel, season one, “the prodigal”
“Melissa: “Angel’s right. Youre weak.”
Meltzer:” Im...”
– Angel 1x04 “I fall to pieces”
“Quickly! To the Angel-mobile! Away!”
– SPIKE, mocking Angel
You never realize how much useless crap you have until you have to pack it in cardboard boxes
“Doyle: Ive been sent by the powers that be
Angel: The powers that be what?”
– Angel season one, ep one, “City Of”
“…As a species, human beings define their reality through misery and...”
– Agent Smith, The Matrix
“I’m lost, I’m angry…and I’m armed”
– Mal, Firefly
“Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs...”
– Buffy: Once More, With Feeling
Shiny! Lets be bad guys
good and evil. they are just words. fluid, indefinable, points of view with no absolute meaning or value. They mean nothing. They do not exist in any true form.
“In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the...”
“From beneath You, It devours.”
– The Oft repeated Ominous warning from Buffy Season 7
